Hi my name is Jessica. I make art.

20 years old

Sometimes I post my art. Most of the time I just reblog things I find interesting and art I like.

Sometimes I'll have requests open. I like drawing other people's characters, and I often get bored of drawing my own xD.

Requests are currently closed

Trades however are always welcome. I will only draw SFW art though.

By the way, you're awesome. Have a cookie. *holds out tray of cookies*

"The little reed, bending to the force of the wind, soon stood upright again when the storm had passed over." -Aesop
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After I saw Pep's bday celebration I did a whole load of research in to Blue Tongued Skinks & even dreamt of them! Yesterday, I bought my own little stinky skink home. I'm in love with him already. I'm a teacher & hope to tame up my little skink, Dog, over the summer so I can introduce him to the kids! Thanks, Pep and Cami for all the smiley child faces in September! If it weren't for you guys, I wouldn't have my life-long pal! —Anonymous


WHISTUFUL TRUTHS GOLLY GEE ITS A GEEPER GEEK!!! Teach them kids bout how reptiles are the Superior species AND ENJOY YOUR DOGGITT

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Biggies Favorite Things Give Away:

Its give away time! This is my 1K follower celebration, but since being a featured blog that number has quickly changed to 1.7K and growing! Thanks everyone!

One winner will be chosen on August 20th at 12:00 pm Eastern Standard Time via number generator. I will make a post at this time notifying the winner, (who I will also message privately). I will also pay for shipping fees.

-ONE reblog counts as ONE entry (you may reblog as many times as you would like). Likes do not count as an entry you must reblog.
-You must be following (this is a give away for followers, after all).
-The winner will have until 12:00 pm August 21st to message me back. If I do not receive a response by then, I will choose a new winner.

Okay, now to the goodies! These are a few of Biggies most favorite things in the world that YOU could win!

-Two ToyShoppe Playables. These are great because they don’t have any stuffing, which Biggie is prone to ripping out, ingesting, throwing up, and then trying to re-ingest all over again. One is a Fox and the other is a Skunk.

-One orange ToysRUs Pets chicken-flavored chew-toy. Biggie can chew on this for hours (his is a green one) and many of you know how Biggie feels about chicken flavor!

-One bag of Chicken Jerky strips from Milo’s Kitchen. These delicious munchies are great for a special treat. They are also free of any artificial flavoring and coloring!

-Two Blue Buffalo dental chew bones. These are super yummy AND good for puppers teeth!

-One Greenies dental chew bone, also super yummy and good for puppers teeth!

-One $10 gift card to PetSmart which also includes a coupon book inside that reaches a value of $60! The coupons range from bird seed to $2 off Fish and Small Animals!

Good luck everyone!

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There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele


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im pretty sure thats not how youre supposed to hold hands

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So i have this giant pencil right


I think we all know where this is going.


the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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together at last

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